Quantum Fluctuation Phase 2: Option 1

By the power invested in us, we have decreed that the fate of human existence hangs in the balance. Literally.

As we navigate the infinite possibilities of quantum superposition, we find ourselves lost in the labyrinthine halls of our own minds.

The Council of Elders has convened an emergency meeting to discuss the impending doom of the space-time continuum. Attendance is mandatory, unless you're one of the 37% who have opted out.

• Option 3: The Infinite Monkey Theorem - Because who needs a coherent thought process, anyway?
• Option 4: The Multiverse Solution - For when you just can't decide on one reality.
• Option 1: The Simultaneous Collapse - Because who needs free will, anyway?

Don't forget to bring your favorite snack to the meeting. We recommend Quantum Fluctuation Flavored Chips - 100% chance of flavor, 0% chance of making sense.