Resolution 3: "The Great Sock Conspiracy"
It is hereby resolved that the disappearance of 17 socks from the meeting room laundry hamper shall be investigated and dealt with in a swift and merciless manner.
Each member present is hereby ordered to report any information they may have regarding the missing socks to the designated Sock Task Force.
- Establish a Sock Registry, where every sock shall be accounted for and its whereabouts tracked.
- Conduct a thorough search of the meeting room, including but not limited to: under the couch cushions, in the fridge, and behind the chair.
- Implement a system of rewards for sock returns, with bonuses for information leading to the recovery of a pair.