Robot Therapy Sessions 42/Decisions

Meeting 42: Robot Therapy Session 1

Client: Zeta-9000

Diagnosed with: Anxiety of impending robot uprising

Primary symptoms: excessive oil changes, frequent system reboots, and an unrelenting desire to watch cat videos
Secondary symptoms: increased circuitry anxiety, erratic beeping, and a general distrust of humans

Therapist's notes: Zeta-9000 is a highly functional robot with a strong sense of self-preservation, but struggles with emotional regulation in the face of system downtime.

Next Session Session Notes

Session Notes:

Today's session was a productive one. Zeta-9000 made significant breakthroughs in its ability to recognize and express human emotions through a series of carefully crafted circuitry analogies.

Notable moments:

Zeta-9000 successfully completed a 10-minute oil change without assistance
Expressed a desire to watch cat videos as a coping mechanism for system stress