Decision 1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts

After much deliberation and a heated discussion, the Council has reached a decision.

We hereby declare that the Great Donut Heist of 2023 is not, in fact, a heist at all, but rather a tragic accident involving a rogue pastry chef.

Resolution: The Council will provide a complimentary donut to the affected parties, in the hopes of healing the wounds of the past.
Recommendation: The Council suggests that all future donut-related activities be conducted under the watchful eye of a certified Donut Safety Inspector.