Meeting 42: Decisions
Standardize the Snack
Resolution 17-3: All snacking activities shall henceforth be conducted under the strictest of guidelines.
Subcommittee 1: The Great Snack Sorting Algorithm
Article 1: Snack Classification
Snacks shall be categorized as follows:
- Crunchy: Chips, Popcorn, Pretzels
- Dip-able: Veggies, Dip
- Meaty: Meat Snacks, Jerky
Hyperlink to Snack Sorting Algorithm
Article 2: Snack Distribution
Snacks shall be distributed as follows:
- By the hand of the snacker: 50% of snacks
- By the hand of the snacking robot: 30% of snacks
- By the mysterious snack fairy: 20% of snacks
Hyperlink to Snack Distribution Policy