We're at a crossroads, folks!
Do we really want to spend hours debating the intricacies of intergalactic space travel, or do we just take a wild guess and hope for the best?
Option 2: The "Consult the Oracle" Approach is looking a bit too... mystical for our taste.
But hey, who needs facts when you've got Option 3: The "Just Make It Up" Approach?
Or, if you're feeling particularly reckless, you could always go with Option 4: The "Burn-It-All-Down" Approach!