Meeting 42: Decisions

Decision 2/5: The Great Cookie Heist

The meeting has come to a decision: the cookie in the break room is not a free-for-all. It is, in fact, the personal property of Bob from HR.

This is a binding decision, effective immediately. Any further attempts to take the cookie without permission will result in disciplinary action, up to and including mandatory training on "Respect for Your Coworkers' Snacks."

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Decisions made during this meeting are subject to change at any time, without notice, by the whims of our fearless leader, Dave.

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