The Decision is Made: We Are All Going to the Moon!

After 42 grueling meetings, countless hours of debate, and several rounds of "Who's Turn is it?", we have finally reached a consensus.

Due to the overwhelming evidence of our own incompetence, the team has decided that the best course of action is to pack our bags, grab some space snacks, and blast off to the moon.

Reasons for this decision include:

• The coffee machine has finally been fixed.
• We have a 50% chance of getting there before the coffee machine breaks down again.
• There's a nice, quiet spot on the moon with no meetings.

Next Steps:

• Develop a landing protocol, because, let's be real, we don't actually know how to get there.
• Create a budget for space snacks, because priorities!
• Design the ultimate moonbase, with adequate meeting rooms, a state-of-the-art coffee machine, and an escape route that doesn't involve the conference room table