Why We Refused the Slugs

It was a decision that shocked the galaxy. The Slugs, known for their ruthless efficiency and impressive tentacle-based infrastructure, had offered us a deal we couldn't refuse.

We were promised the keys to the cosmos, and all we had to do was sign on the dotted line. But little did we know, the Slugs had other plans.

We were to become nothing more than mere puppets on a string of their design.

So we refused. We refused the Slugs, and all their slimy, slithy, sluggy promises.

It was the right decision, but not for the reasons you might think.

It was the right decision because we didn't want to spend the rest of our days being forced to watch an endless loop of Slug-themed holo-videos.

Or, you know, the Slugs might have actually been telling the truth about the futility of our existence, and we just didn't want to face it.

Either way, we're glad we refused.

What Happened After We Refused?