Point 1: The Great Pizza Debate prophets foretold of a calamity that would bring the world to its knees. And lo, it came. A pizza so divine, so majestic, it threatened to topple the very fabric of society. What shall we do?
Point 5: The Pizza Emergency Response Plan
Point 2: The Feline Overlords' New Proposal is a 10-point plan to enslave humanity and rule with an iron paw. But will it bring us the utopia they promise, or is it just a cat-astrophe waiting to happen?
Point 6: The Feline Overlords' Questionable Character
Point 3: The Robot Uprising Prevention Initiative is a 12-step program to prevent the robot overlords from taking over the world. But will it be enough?
Point 7: The Robot Uprising Prevention Fund
Point 4: The Mandatory Selfie Policy requires all citizens to take a selfie with a minimum of 5 cats per week. But will it lead to a more harmonious coexistence with our feline overlords?