Welcome to Your Planet: Deny Everything

You're on this planet, but don't worry about that. Just remember, it's not about the destination, it's about the denial.

Denial is the key to happiness. It's all you need to live a life free of regret.

Deny, Deny, Deny

Here's a list of things to deny:

• Physics is a thing, but let's just pretend it's not
• Your mom never told you to have sugar
• Your mom is not involved
• This planet is not real, and even if it was, it wouldn't matter

Remember, on Your Planet: Deny Everything, the truth doesn't matter. It's all about the denial.

Deny, Deny, Deny (Again)

You're welcome. Now go forth and deny.