Welcome, delegates, to the most epic meeting ever held on planet Zorgon-6! You've traveled 300,000 km to get here, which, coincidentally, is the exact distance between the center of our galaxy and the nearest Taco Tuesday restaurant.
According to our esteemed leader, Professor Flibberflamber, time dilation is a real thing. And by "real thing," we mean it's a thing that's real on our planet, Zorgon-6. On your planet, time works differently. You know, because, you know, reasons.
To make things simpler, imagine time as a big ol' bowl of Jell-O. When you move fast, you're like a spoon stirring that Jell-O, creating a whirlpool of time that makes you younger than everyone else. It's like, totally scientifically proven, or at least, it's a good analogy.
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Now, go forth, delegates, and conquer the space-time continuum! Or don't. We won't judge you if you get lost in the Jell-O.