Welcome to the Department of Red Tape, where we take pleasure in creating unnecessary hurdles for your convenience.
Our esteemed bureaucrats are trained in the art of finding ways to say "no" while still appearing helpful.
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We take pride in being wrong on purpose.
Learn about our fact-checking process Frequently Asked Questions about our factsWe specialize in convening meetings for the sake of convening meetings.
Our meetings are always productive, except when they're not.
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