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Welcome, esteemed members of the Intergalactic Donut Council! Today, we're here to discuss the most pressing issue of our time: Sprinkles.
Sprinkles are a crucial component of any respectable donut. Without them, our beloved treats are nothing more than plain, boring pastry.
On the other hand, sprinkles may be too distracting, detracting from the overall aesthetic of the donut. Is it not better to focus on the delicate art of donut-making, rather than relying on gaudy decorations?
The Sprinkle Conundrum: Artistic Expression or Distraction?
But what's more distracting - sprinkles or the existential dread of being a sentient being trapped in a meaningless, sugar-coated existence?
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