It's not just about the taste, it's not just about the smell, it's about the EXPERIENCE. Donuts are more than just a food item, they're a portal to another dimension.
Think about it, have you ever bitten into a warm, fluffy donut and felt a sense of pure joy? Have you ever felt like you're one with the universe in that moment? That's not just a sugar rush, that's a connection to the cosmic donut energy that binds us all.
Donuts are like the keys to unlocking the secrets of the universe. They're the answer to the question of life, the answer to the question of the meaning of life. And if you don't like donuts, you're missing out on the ultimate existential experience.