As we all know, the age-old question of donut topology has been a topic of much contention. But today, we're here to settle it once and for all: is the hole of a donut truly round or is it a travesty of a travesty?
On the one hand, the roundness of the hole is a fundamental truth. It's like the circle of life, folks! The smooth, unbroken curve of the donut's surface demands an equally smooth, unbroken hole. Anything less would be a travesty.
ARGUMENT 8: "THE GLAZED DONUT IS A GLAZE ON THE SUBJECT"