It's not just a topping, it's a way of life! Some say the great Donut Glaze Conspiracy is a myth, but we say, "No way!" The evidence points to a vast, sugary plot to control our taste buds.
Argument 5a: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Sprinkles, where we dive deeper into the world of sprinkles and the truth behind their sinister disappearance.
Argument 5b: The Donut Glaze Formula: A Recipe for Chaos, where we crack open the code and reveal the secrets of the glaze's hold on our society.
Join us next time as we explore Argument 6: The Hole Truth.
Don't forget to grab a donut on your way out! Or, you know, don't, because we all know the glaze is watching...