Welcome, esteemed scholars of the Donut Council, to the most esteemed gathering of the century: Donut Debate 42! Today, we will tackle the age-old conundrum: "What is the perfect donut-to-glaze ratio?"
As we gather here, the air is thick with tension, the donuts are fresh, and the arguments are sharp.
But first, let us take a moment to acknowledge our esteemed attendees: