As we all know, donuts are the perfect breakfast food. But, have you considered the dark underbelly of donut culture? Read Counter-Argument 3: The Glaze of Desperation for more information on the devastating effects of glaze over-reliance.
We cannot let the Anti-Donut Lobby dictate what constitutes a good breakfast. Donuts bring people together. Read Argument 4: The Power of Pastry to see how donuts are the true champions of social cohesion.
Donut-fueled riots are on the rise! Stay vigilant, citizens. The Donut Resistance is real!
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