The Chronicler's Corner: "The Tragedy of the Common Donut"
Today, esteemed colleagues, we gather to discuss the most pressing issue of our time: the donut's tragic fate. Should they be glazed, should they be frosted, or should they simply exist in their plain, unadulterated state?
We have before us a special guest, The Donut Philosopher, who shall guide us through the existential crisis we all face when faced with the sweet, sweet taste of donuts.