A rousing address by Underdog, Donut Connoisseur of the Underworld.
Friends, fellow donut enthusiasts, and honored guests of the Underworld, I stand before you today to address the pressing issue of sprinkles.
For too long, we have been forced to suffer the bland, unadorned donuts that plague our society. But no more!
Today, I propose that we, as a collective, demand more sprinkles. Bright, bold, and abundant sprinkles on every donut that passes through our grubby little hands.
Some may say it's excessive, but I say, "What's the point of a donut without the sprinkles?" A question, I dare say, that has been on my mind since 1987.
But, I know that not everyone shares my passion. Some of you may be thinking, "But Underdog, what about the calories?" To which I say, "Pffft, calories are for the faint of heart."
So, let us march into the donut shops, and demand our sprinkles! Let us not be silenced by the whims of the sprinkle-less donut overlords!
I propose that we create a new donut, a donut of the people, by the people, and for the people. A donut that is as bright, as bold, as sprinkly as our collective hearts desire.
And so, I ask you, dear friends, to join me in this most noble of causes. Let us make the Underworld a place where sprinkles reign supreme, and where the donut is not just a treat, but a declaration of our collective joy.
Together, we can do this. Together, we shall have our sprinkles.
Learn more about the Sprinkles Revolution.
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