Resistance Shop

Buy the most expensive donuts in the multiverse, crafted with care and a hint of existential dread.

Resistance donuts are made with the finest ingredients and a dash of desperation. Our flavors include:

Dark Matter - A donut so dense, it warps space-time.
Quantum Leap - Flavors change randomly, but always delicious.
Singularity Surge - A donut so intense, it will consume your sanity.

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