Welcome to Meeting 42, where the coffee breaks are as important as the meetings. But let's be real, the donuts are the real reason we're here.
As a member of the Donut Resistance, you're probably already familiar with the dangers of the office break room. But to truly be a force to be reckoned with, you need to take your donut skills to the next level.
Phase 1 teaches you the fundamentals of donut handling, including how to properly grasp and twirl a donut without getting powdered sugar all over your shirt. Phase 2 takes it to the next level, with lessons on advanced tactics like "donut-and-chat" and "stealing the last donut in the box." And Phase 3? Let's just say it's not for the faint of heart.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us for the Donut Resistance Training Program and become the hero your office needs.