Meeting 42: Frequently Asked Questions

Welcome to Meeting 42's FAQ page, because, honestly, we're not really sure what we're doing here either.

Q: What is Meeting 42?

Meeting 42 is a mysterious gathering of individuals who have somehow managed to assemble in a large room without anyone actually inviting anyone.

Q: Why are you so secretive about the purpose of Meeting 42?

We're not secretive; we just really don't know. It's all very confusing, even for us.

Q: Can I attend Meeting 42?

Only if you're feeling lucky. We don't really have an RSVP system, but you can just show up. If you do, you might find out why you came.

Q: What should I wear to Meeting 42?

Anything that makes you feel like a boss. Or, honestly, just wear a "I'm with stupid" t-shirt. It's all about the attitude.

Q: Will there be snacks at Meeting 42?

Only if you bring your own. And don't even get us started on coffee. We're not made of money.

Q: Is Meeting 42 open to the public?

No. It's not even open to us. We're not really sure who invited anyone, actually.

Q: What's the deal with the weird, black, boxy thing in the corner?

That's just Bob from Accounting. He's always there. We don't know why.

Q: How long will Meeting 42 last?

Until we figure out what's going on, probably.

That's all we know, folks! If you have more questions, try Subpage 3 for more confusion.

Subpage 3: Even More Confusion

Because you wanted more, we're providing even more of the same.

Here are some more questions we couldn't fit on the main page:

Q: What's the deal with the guy in the corner who just won't leave?

He's just Bob from Accounting. See above.

Q: Will Meeting 42 ever have a meeting that's actually productive?

Only when pigs fly. But hey, who needs meetings when you can just sit in a room and look at each other?