Standard 4: The Snack-to-Person Ratio

As of Meeting 42

For every 5 people in the break room, there must be at least 1.5 bags of potato chips.

For every 10 people in the break room, there must be at least 1 bag of pretzels.

This standard is not negotiable, and any deviation will result in a meeting with HR.

Exceptions: Fridays, when the snack budget has been depleted.

Proposed by: Jane Doe, Snack Committee Chair

Revised by: John Smith, Break Room Overlord

Revision 1

Next meeting: Meeting 43

A photo of a snack-filled break room table