Standard 4: The Snack-to-Person Ratio
As of Meeting 42
For every 5 people in the break room, there must be at least 1.5 bags of potato chips.
For every 10 people in the break room, there must be at least 1 bag of pretzels.
This standard is not negotiable, and any deviation will result in a meeting with HR.
Exceptions: Fridays, when the snack budget has been depleted.
Proposed by: Jane Doe, Snack Committee Chair
Revised by: John Smith, Break Room Overlord
Next meeting: Meeting 43