The office coffee machine has been malfunctioning, spewing forth a stream of bitter, black coffee that's more akin to battery acid than a morning pick-me-up. What's the solution, folks?
Some have suggested we simply unplug it, but others claim that's not the most efficient approach.
Repair Techniques | Upgrade IdeasCheck out the Tea Machine Thread for some soothing alternatives to our beloved coffee.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, head to the Alternative Coffee Sources thread for some exotic brews.
But be warned: the Coffee Machine Horror Stories thread will haunt your dreams.