IT Support

Welcome to the IT Support department, where we support you (and your computer). Sort of.

Our team of highly trained, moderately competent professionals are here to help with:

Fixing your printer, which you probably broke
Answering your questions, which we'll probably just Google
Setting up your email, which we'll probably still mess up
Telling you that it's not our job

Common IT Issues

Printers

Printers are the bane of our existence. They're like that one relative who just won't die.

The printer is jammed. Again.
The printer won't print, but it's still taking up space on your desk
The printer is on fire (we're looking into it)

Software Issues

Software is like the teenager who won't do their homework. It's just not listening to us.

Can't open the program. It's just not cooperating
It's not saving my work. It's being very unhelpful
It's just not doing what we tell it to do. Like, at all.

Other Issues

We also support other things, but let's be real, it's all just print-related issues.

The stapler's not stapling. We're on it
The tape dispenser's not dispensing. It's a real crisis
We lost the W-2 forms. Don't ask.

Solve Your Own Problems

If you can't find the answer to your question on our website, you can try:

Searching for it on Google
Yelling at the printer
Calling our competitors
Just giving up and buying a new computer

Get in Touch with Us

For any other issues that we didn't cover, or if you just want to complain about the weather, you can: