It's been 3 years since Pen-Gate, the infamous incident where our beloved CEO's pen went missing. A scandal that shook the office to its core.
Investigations revealed that said pen was last seen in the possession of Intern 345, who was overheard muttering to himself, "I'm going to make this pen great again."
As a result, the company implemented a new policy: all pens are now tracked with GPS and RFID tags. You've been warned.