STAPLER-GATE: The Great Stapler Abuse Scandal

Stapler Abuse: The Scandal

It all started with a simple stapler. A stapler, like any other. But then, the stapler broke. The office supply chain was disrupted. And with it, the very fabric of our society.

The first stapler abuser was identified as 'Stapler Abuser 1'. A former intern, known for his reckless abandon and disregard for office safety protocols.

But as the investigation continued, more stapler abusers came to light. 'Stapler Abuser 2', with his penchant for stapling entire binders at once. And 'Stapler Abuser 3', the mastermind behind the whole operation.

We will get to the bottom of this. We will uncover the truth. And we will make sure that those responsible are held accountable.

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