In a shocking turn of events, our office was plagued by a mysterious toiler that seemed to suck up all the toner in sight. We're talking entire cartridges, gone in a matter of weeks. The CEO was at her wit's end and called in a team of top-notch forensic accountants to get to the bottom of this mess.
The team discovered that it was none other than our beloved intern, Bob, who was secretly hoarding toner for his extensive collection of printer-themed novelty mugs. It turned out that he was using the office printers as an ATM, printing out page after page of high-contrast, black text on bright yellow paper, just to feed his addiction.
In the end, we had to let Bob go, but we also had to establish a new policy: all printer paper must be approved by management before printing, and all novelty mugs are subject to random, unannounced searches.
Toner Gate 2: The Return of Bob - Find out what happened when Bob returned, armed with a fake mustache and a new, more efficient method for siphoning off our precious toner.
The Legacy of Bob - Follow the saga as Bob's actions inspire a generation of office supplies thieves, each seeking to emulate his legendary status as the Great Toner Thief.
Epilogue: The Toner-Free Future - In the aftermath of Toner Gate, our office is rebuilt with new, more secure printing systems and a strict new policy on printer paper. But has the damage been done?