In a shocking turn of events, Toner Gate, the great office supply scandal of 2023, has come to a close. After months of investigation and countless meetings, the culprit behind the missing toner cartridges has been found.
Meet Jane Doe, the mastermind behind the operation. A former intern with a penchant for staplers and a grudge against the world, Jane orchestrated the heist of the century, leaving office managers scrambling to find the perfect substitute for their beloved printers.
With the truth revealed, the office is finally able to breathe a sigh of relief. The toner has been found, and order has been restored to the land of the office supply closet.