Are you tired of living in a world where stapler gates just... exist? Like, what's the point of them, really? Do they serve some greater purpose, or are they just a cruel joke played on us all?
Some say it's to keep the staplers in, but we all know that's just not true. I mean, who needs to keep staplers in? They're just going to get used and abused anyway. No, no, the real question is: what is our purpose in life?
Is it to push staplers through holes? No, that's too easy. Is it to... wait, what was the question again?