The Story So Far...
It all started on a typical Tuesday morning, when the world's most epic taco enthusiast, Captain Tacoface, set out to find the perfect burrito. Little did he know, his journey would lead him to the depths of despair, and the surface of a 42nd-floor taco bar.
As he ascended the elevator, the doors opened to reveal a sea of tortilla chips and a sign that read: "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here." Captain Tacoface knew he was in for a wild ride.
He stepped out into the fray, and was immediately greeted by the infamous "Taco Tuesday" robot. This behemoth of a machine spat out a single tortilla chip, which Captain Tacoface devoured in one bite. The robot, however, had other plans.
The robot's laser-like arm extended, and with a deafening "BEEP-BEEP-BEEP," it launched a tortilla chip at Captain Tacoface's head. The captain, not one to be outdone, retaliated with his trusty "Taco-Tron 2000." The battle raged on, with chips flying everywhere.
And so, the people say, the taco bar was doomed. The 42nd floor was forever changed.
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