Step 1: Gather the team of experts in a dimly lit, windowless room.
Step 2: Assign each member a random, unrelated task.
Step 3: Have the team leader explain the project in a monotone voice for 4 hours.
Phase 1: The Initial Confusion Phase 2: The Great Divide Phase 3: The Unending Debate Phase 4: The Final, Despairing HoursEstimated time required for completion: approximately 100 years.
Status: In Progress, In Limbo, and In Question