In Phase 3, we've abandoned all hope. Literally. The server has lost all power and our engineers are too afraid to touch it. We're just rolling with it and seeing what happens.
This is not a drill. We've reached the point where we're just throwing code at the wall and seeing what sticks. It's like that time you tried to "improve" your aunt's hair with some hairspray.
As a result, Phase 3 is all about Phase 4, but we're not sure what that means either. It's like trying to find the exit sign in a maze while simultaneously solving world hunger.
Key features of Phase 3 include:
We're not sure how this will end, but it's been fun while it lasted. Phase 4 can't come soon enough, right?
Or maybe we're doomed. Phase 5 might be worse.