Phase 3a: The Unbridled Frenzy

Objective: To create a design plan that defies all rational thought.

We will accomplish this by:

• Abandon all reason and good sense.
• Embrace chaos as our guiding principle.
• Confound and confound the engineers.

Key Performance Indicators:

• Number of times the project manager cries in despair: 42.
• Amount of coffee consumed by team members: 300 gallons.
• Number of times the codebase is re-written: 7.

Next Steps:

• Proceed to Phase 4: The Uncontrollable Fiasco
• Revisit Phase 3b: The Unreliable Source

Note: This phase may involve extensive use of duct tape and/or copious amounts of duct tape.