Phase 2.2: Ninja Training Plan
This is where the real ninja training begins. In Phase 2.2, our ninjas will be trained to climb walls, walk on water, and kill with style.
Phase 2.2 is not for the faint of heart. It's for those who have mastered the basic ninja skills and are ready to take their stealth to the next level.
Our training program includes:
- Ninja Gymnastics
- Stealth Training: The Art of Invisibility
- Ninja Skill Testing: Because Who Needs Safety Nets Anyway?
- Advanced Mind Tricks: Because Stabbing is Not an Option
Note: Phase 2.2 is not responsible for any injuries, deaths, or destroyed property. Or is it?