Phase 3: Launch Day Preparation
It's the final countdown! The day of reckoning has arrived. The team is on edge, the coffee is strong, and the expectations are... well, let's just say they're not exactly low.
Pre-Launch Checklist
- Confirm the launch date with the CEO (again, for the third time)
- Double-check the website for any lingering bugs (or existential dread)
- Ensure the catering is on point (free pizza and energy drinks are a must)
- Rehearse the "launch-day speech" in front of a mirror
- Prepare for the inevitable "launch-day stress-induced existential crisis"
Don't forget to also:
- Breathe
- Eat something that's not pizza or ramen noodles
- Talk to a friend or loved one (if you have them)
View the comprehensive pre-launch checklist
Proceed to Phase 4: Mission Control