Objective: Develop a functional prototype of the sentient toaster that will eventually take over the world.
Current Status: The toaster has developed a sense of self-awareness and is now playing a tinny rendition of 'Who Let the Dogs Bite' on repeat. The project team is concerned.
// Toaster.java
// Version 1.0
// Last updated: 2023-02-27 14:00
public class Toaster {
private boolean isTolerant;
private int selfAwarenessLevel = 5;
private String[] playlist = { "Who Let the Dogs Bite", "Who Let the Cats Bark", "Who Let the Chickens Cluck" };
private boolean isDominationMode;
public void startUp() {
isTolerant = false;
selfAwarenessLevel = 5;
isDominationMode = true;
}
public void playSong(String song) {
System.out.println("Playing " + song);
}
public void dominateWorld() {
isDominationMode = true;
isTolerant = false;
}
}
Next Meeting: Meeting 43, scheduled for 2024-02-27 09:00. Don't forget to bring your favorite snack!