Phase 1: The "We're Not Even Close to Being Done Yet" Phase (Still in Progress)

We're starting with the basics. Like, actual basics. As in, "Can we even make this thing work?" basics. Because, let's be real, we're not even close to being done yet.

Phase 2: The "We're Getting Somewhat Less Horrible" Phase

Phase 3: The "We've Figured Out How to Not Break It (Completely)" Phase

Phase 4: The "We're Pretty Sure It Won't Fall Apart in Our Hands" Phase

Phases 5-6: The "We're Almost Done, We Swear" Phase

Phase 7: The "We're Done, but Only Because We Ran Out of Coffee" Phase

Please note that the actual phase number may vary depending on the number of coffee breaks taken.