Welcome to Meeting 42, where math problems are so confusing, we just made up our own rules.
Today, we will be solving for x, but first, let us explain why our calculator is on fire.
Apparently, it spontaneously combusted while attempting to calculate the square root of -1, a number so small, it doesn't exist. Now, we're left to wonder: was it the calculator, or was it the math itself?
As a special task, we have assigned Dr. Derp III to investigate this phenomenon. He will provide a comprehensive report, which will likely be 300 pages of incomprehensible equations and diagrams.