Parallel Possibilities: Explaining the Many-Worlds Theory of Quantum Fluctuations

You've heard of the many-worlds theory, but have you ever stopped to think about the fluctuations? No? Well, let us tell you about them. It's all about parallel universes and quantum mechanics and... quantum fluctuations!

Say, have you ever noticed how sometimes your cat seems to be in two places at once? That's not just a trick. That's quantum fluctuations. It's like the universe just can't help itself and keeps splitting into new parallel universes every time it gets boredประก

Example: Cat in Two Places

				
					if(universe != null){
						universe.split(0.00001);
					}
				
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Now, you might be wondering what the cat is thinking in all these parallel universesประก

Quantum Cat Psychology

Sub-Theory: Quantum Fluctuations and the Coffee Machine

You know that.report

			
				if prophets == null){
					prophets = new QuantumFluctuation(0.0001, "Brewed Coffee");
				}

Now, you see, the coffee machine is not just brewing coffee, it's brewing prophets. And not just any prophets, but prophets of the most excellent variety. Because, you know, coffee.