Agenda Item 1: The Coffee Machine
Discussion of the new coffee machine that will revolutionize our office's productivity and make us all more caffeinated.
Agenda Item 2: The New Employee Handbook
We will discuss the updated employee handbook, which includes new sections on "How to Use the Coffee Machine" and "What to Do When You Get Frustrated with the Coffee Machine".
Agenda Item 3: The Important Decision
We will make a high-stakes decision that will change the course of our company's history. Don't @ us.