DECISIONS:
Due to the sheer unbridled enthusiasm of our attendees, the following decisions were made:
- Decision 1: The coffee machine shall be upgraded to a state-of-the-art, triple-shot, cappuccino-dispensing behemoth.
- Decision 2: The meeting schedule shall be rearranged to accommodate the nocturnal habits of our more...adventurous attendees.
- Decision 3: The conference room shall be repurposed as a giant ball pit to foster creativity and productivity.
These decisions were reached with UNANIMOUS consent. (Except for Bob, who fell asleep on the table)
NEXT STEPS:
Now that we've made the hard decisions, it's time to get to work:
- Assign a team of highly trained, ninja-like, coffee-fueled engineers to upgrade the coffee machine.
- Establish a rotating schedule to accommodate our nocturnal attendees, featuring an 8-hour meeting marathon, a 30-minute break for snacks, and a 4-hour naptime.
- Create a ball pit maintenance schedule, including bi-weekly pit-rotations and an emergency pit-cleaning hotline.
CALL TO ACTION:
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