Quantum Coffee Methods: Superposition Steeping

Warning: do not attempt to brew coffee without proper quantum entanglement training. Unstable particle wave functions may result in catastrophic coffee spills.

			Superposition Steeping Algorithm (patent pending)
			1. Initialize coffee grounds to a quantum superposition state
			2. Apply Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle to creamer selection
			3. Entangle sugar and milk particles in mid-air
			4. Decouple coffee particles from cup to create perfect crema

For more information on advanced super-cooling techniques, visit our Super-Cool-Meshing page.

Or if you're feeling adventurous, try our Chaotic Atomization page and risk creating a singularity in your kitchen.