Method 3: The Quantum Chaos Theory

Where the laws of physics don't apply. Where the coffee is always strong. Where the cups are always broken.

Step 1: Measure the Uncertainty

Measure the uncertainty principle. Measure it with a ruler. Measure it with a cup of coffee. And then... just don't.

Proceed to Method 4: The Infinite Loop

Or, if you're feeling brave, try Method 5: The Quantum Leap