Warning: the following procedures have been known to cause quantum fluctuations in the space-time continuum.
Step 1: Acquire entanglement particles (available at your local quantum supply store)
Step 2: Mix 2 parts entanglement particles with 1 part coffee
Step 3: Stir clockwise for 17 times, then counterclockwise for 13 times
Step 4: Observe the resulting brew for signs of entanglement injection
Side effects may include: