Entanglement Injection Protocol, Appendix 1

Injecting Entanglement into your morning brew is not for the faint of heart.

Warning: the following procedures have been known to cause quantum fluctuations in the space-time continuum.

Pre-requisites:

• Advanced degree in Quantum Physics
• Experience with exotic matter handling
• Brewing apparatus capable of withstanding entanglement-induced radiation

Step 1: Acquire entanglement particles (available at your local quantum supply store)

Step 2: Mix 2 parts entanglement particles with 1 part coffee

Step 3: Stir clockwise for 17 times, then counterclockwise for 13 times

Step 4: Observe the resulting brew for signs of entanglement injection

Side effects may include:

• Nausea
• Disorientation
• Uncontrollable giggling