Brewing the Perfect Cup of Quantum Coffee

Step 1: Wake up your consciousness with a shot of concentrated quantum essence.

Step 2: Mix with 300 grams of locally sourced matter.

Step 3: Add precisely 42 units of quantum foam.

Step 4: Stir counterclockwise while contemplating the uncertainty principle.

Step 5: Serve with a side of Schrödinger's cat biscuits.

Note: Do not attempt to observe the coffee while it is being served. This will disrupt the wave function.

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