In the realm of Method 4, we abandon all reason and logic. We toss our carefully crafted recipes out the window and brew coffee like our ancestors did – with reckless abandon and a dash of madness.
Step 1: Grind your coffee beans with a rusty old axe. The more uneven the grind, the better. It's all about creating a flavor profile that defies explanation.
Step 2: Steep your grounds in a mixture of moonlight and despair. The longer you steep, the more likely you are to awaken the coffee's hidden potential.
Step 3: Pour the mixture into a cup made of solid darkness. The cup should be so black, so foreboding, that it seems to suck the light out of the room.
Step 4: Stir the mixture clockwise, counterclockwise, and then in a figure-eight pattern while whispering ancient incantations to the coffee.
Add Electromagnetic Disruption Dive into the Chaos TheoryRemember, in Method 4, the line between genius and madness is blurred. Proceed with caution.
Side effects of Method 4 may include, but are not limited to: