Side Effects
Quantum Cooling Methods may have the following side effects:
- Paradoxical Quantum Cooling - May cause time loops, where your coffee gets cold and hot at the same time.
- Chaotic Brewing - Results in an unpredictable and ever-changing flavor profile.
- Quantum Fluctuations - May cause your coffee to spontaneously combust, only to be reassembled in a slightly different shape and size.
Side effects may vary depending on the specific method used and your individual tolerance for quantum weirdness.